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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;<span class="co4">&gt;Day Bullshit in Equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meet a pony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's a blank flank.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's all flankflustered cuz he can't into good story.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aw man how do I write?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put on a small smile and walk over to him.</span><br />&quot;Hey, you need writing advice?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd love some, yeah!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kneel down to look at his work space. Just a small desk with parchment, ink and quill. The pony droops over it, staring depressingly at the blank page.</span><br />&quot;Well, I've always lived by one set of rules.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;When something gets hard to do...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean over to the foal's ear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And shout.</span><br />&quot;You PUT YOUR DICK IN IT.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Expertly having hidden your unbuttoning pants, you thrust directly into the foal's arse.</span><br />&quot;UNF. UNF. YEAH. AW YEAH GURL.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;EEEOH GOD! I'm a boy!&quot;</span><br />&quot;YEAH GURL.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The foal screams in pain, unable to escape your massive man claws as you thrust.</span><br />&quot;PICK UP THAT QUILL AND START WRITING.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eeeeuuh what do I write?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND. DO IT FAGGOT.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok, OK! Just please go slower!&quot;</span><br />&quot;NO BRAKES.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The foal starts writing madly, covering line after line in shaky ink lettering.</span><br />&quot;PUT SOME EMOTION INTO IT. YOUR CHARACTERS ARE TOO STOIC.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What emotion do I use?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;ALL OF IIIIIT.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your thrusting intensifies, the foal being dragged from the desk with each push and pull.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok, the first chapter is nearly done!&quot;</span><br />&quot;WRAP THAT BITCH UP.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I made a novel reference!&quot;</span><br />&quot;LOOKS GOOD.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As he finishes, so do you, spending yourself in a ridiculous Japanese-styled explosion, but none landing on the page. Wiping off the foal, you look at his backside and see something on each flank.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A book and quill.</span><br />&quot;Looks like someone got their cutie mark. What's your name, kid?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The foal is dazed, passing out on the desk, but manages a reply.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tra...True Story.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand, slapping his behind as you leave.</span><br />&quot;That's a cool story, True Story.&quot;</div></div>




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